Tuesday, 30 March 2010

The Queen's Meme #31 - The WhatNot Meme

Mimi of The Queen's Meme has sent this in....

Welcome to the Queen's Tuesday Meme #31

Sometimes silly.
Sometimes serious.
Always fun!
Step out of the box.
Be creative.
Use your imagination.
No one's answers are quite like you

The What Not Meme

People are always giving advice on what NOT to do in this situation and that situation. I’ve had it with the know-it-alls this week. I’m switching it up.
It’s your turn to be the expert. Answer what NOT to do in the following situations.
It’s your spin on potential societal blunders (and a few quirky scenarios you might find yourself in). You didn't think I'd leave my quirk home now did ya?
Have at it.

What NOT To Do when you’re…..

1. On a first date  Say to her, "My last three dates all paid for their meals. Will you?"

2. Intoxicated  Say "Hey, Officer. Where's my car? I need to drive home."

3. In the shower  Wave to the window cleaner

4. At your ex’s wedding   Say "We had a much better food selection at our wedding."

5. In jail  Tell the muscled convict to get lost as you want to use the shower privately

6. being stalked  stalk them

7. Stuck to an igloo  pull the  ig loo flush

8. In sewing class Drop all the pins on the floor

9. Asleep in a helium balloon Go sleepwalking

10. At a birthday party for twins Buy a present for them to share

11. On a nude beach   Laugh

12. At the opera  Ask when the fat lady is coming on to sing, as you want to go home.

13. you’re falling in love   rent an engagement ring, just in case

14. Low on gasoline in a bad part of town  Say "Do you know where I can get gas for my Lexus."

15. Having a baby   Bore people endlessly with every tiny thing that happens

16. On fire       Put it out with gasoline

17. Lost at the mall     carry on shopping  

18. At a single’s dance   Ask where the good looking ones are

19. Riding a bike on the Jersey Turnpike  Make an obscene gesture to a driver

20. Driving your significant other's car Race another car down the highway

21. Being robbed at gunpoint Say  to your spouse "You forgot to give them your Rolex."

22. Kissing Eat food at the same time

23. Paying the hotel cashier  Pay in loose coins

24. Buying lingerie Strip off and try them on

24. Commenting on a blog Tell them it's the worst blog they've ever seen

25. In Queen Mimi's dungeon  Ask for anything


mielikki said...

excellent answers! All of them.

Jamie said...

What does it mean that we both have strip teasing at Victoria's Secret... not so secret?

Finding Pam said...

You cracked me up with your answers. Loved #13. Ha! Our # 6 were the same too.

jennifer said...

Ha! You should definitely NOT make rude gestures to people driving cars if you are riding a bike!

coopernicus said...

ig loo...clever...very clever....
good job...

bazza said...

Hi, I just thought I'd drop by and say hello!