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Welcome to the Queen's Tuesday Meme #31
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The What Not Meme
People are always giving advice on what NOT to do in this situation and that situation. I’ve had it with the know-it-alls this week. I’m switching it up.
It’s your turn to be the expert. Answer what NOT to do in the following situations.
It’s your spin on potential societal blunders (and a few quirky scenarios you might find yourself in). You didn't think I'd leave my quirk home now did ya?
Have at it.
What NOT To Do when you’re…..
1. On a first date Say to her, "My last three dates all paid for their meals. Will you?"
2. Intoxicated Say "Hey, Officer. Where's my car? I need to drive home."
3. In the shower Wave to the window cleaner
4. At your ex’s wedding Say "We had a much better food selection at our wedding."
5. In jail Tell the muscled convict to get lost as you want to use the shower privately
6. being stalked stalk them
7. Stuck to an igloo pull the ig loo flush
8. In sewing class Drop all the pins on the floor
9. Asleep in a helium balloon Go sleepwalking
10. At a birthday party for twins Buy a present for them to share
11. On a nude beach Laugh
12. At the opera Ask when the fat lady is coming on to sing, as you want to go home.
13. you’re falling in love rent an engagement ring, just in case
14. Low on gasoline in a bad part of town Say "Do you know where I can get gas for my Lexus."
15. Having a baby Bore people endlessly with every tiny thing that happens
16. On fire Put it out with gasoline
17. Lost at the mall carry on shopping
18. At a single’s dance Ask where the good looking ones are
19. Riding a bike on the Jersey Turnpike Make an obscene gesture to a driver
20. Driving your significant other's car Race another car down the highway
21. Being robbed at gunpoint Say to your spouse "You forgot to give them your Rolex."
22. Kissing Eat food at the same time
23. Paying the hotel cashier Pay in loose coins
24. Buying lingerie Strip off and try them on
24. Commenting on a blog Tell them it's the worst blog they've ever seen
25. In Queen Mimi's dungeon Ask for anything
6 comments:
excellent answers! All of them.
What does it mean that we both have strip teasing at Victoria's Secret... not so secret?
You cracked me up with your answers. Loved #13. Ha! Our # 6 were the same too.
Ha! You should definitely NOT make rude gestures to people driving cars if you are riding a bike!
ig loo...clever...very clever....
good job...
Hi, I just thought I'd drop by and say hello!
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