Tuesday, 14 June 2011

The Queen's Meme #87 - The Crazy Medical Meme

Mimi of The Queen's Meme has sent this in....

Welcome to The Queen's Meme
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(I'm prolific today. There are 9 questions.)

It's time for your annual check up! I always say "knowledge is power" when entering the stressful confines of a doctor's office. I take a pen and paper, armed with questions and a medical encyclopedia at my disposal. My doctor is not amused. Let's see how well you do on the medical exam I have prepared for you.

The Crazy Medical Meme

1. The smallest bone in the human body is about the size of a grain of rice. What is it? The human brain? No, I thiuk it's one of the ear muscles.

2. How fast is a sneeze? Twice as fast as anyone has to get out of the way.

3. What percentage of the human body is water?  Just over 70%. We're damp squibs!

4. True or False: A human's thumb is as long as his or her nose. True, except in Pinoccheo's case.

5. What should you do if you are bitten by a snake? Panic.

6. It is a fact that humans get an entirely new skeleton every 12 years. What do we get every six years? I know about the seven year itch. Is it skin?

7. Happiness is directly related to the size of your _________________. Let's leave that blank. It's better that way.

8. If there are 9,000 taste buds on your tongue, how many hairs are on your head right now? If I can count them, not many.

9. I believe that the size of the needle is directly related to the mood of the nurse. However, sometimes it's necessary to get shots. If you could be vaccinated against anything in the world, what would it be? Nurses in a bad mood.


coopernicus said...

that's the second mad nurse comment i've heard today. i can see where keepinig them happy would be a plus...

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