Tuesday, 8 December 2009

The Queen's Meme #16 - You Are On Your Way



Mimi of The Queen's Meme has sent this in....

Welcome to The Queen's Tuesday Meme #16
Sometimes silly. Sometimes serious.
Always fun!
Step out of the box. Be creative.
Use your imagination.
No one's answers are quite like yours.

This meme is called
You Are On Your Way


1. You are at a party in a very bad mood. There is an obnoxious guest with a camera snapping pictures of everyone in sight. Do you allow the photographs or ask them to stop?

I tell him if he doesn't stop, I'll show everybody the risque pictures I took of his wife.

2. You are shopping and watch the lady beside you at the jewelry counter slip an expensive diamond ring in her purse. What do you do?

Ask her to get one for me.

3. You are on your way to a black tie affair and running late. You are the guest speaker at this event and everyone is waiting for you. A police officer pulls you over for speeding. Do you make up a story or tell him where you are going and try to talk your way out of the citation? Tell us your excuse.

I tell him that I'm guest speaker at the Police Convention. The Police Commissionair will be waiting to hear my speech. I tell him to either give me an escort through the traffic or see what the consequences are when I tell the Commissionair he held me up. 

4. You are on your way downstairs on Christmas morning to see what Santa Claus left. There are no gifts under the tree. He leaves a note that reads, "You've been VERY naughty this year."
What did you do??!

I ask my dad why he has been so naughty.

5. You are halfway through a first date with someone you really like. Suddenly your ex walks in and sits down at the table beside you. What do you do?

I tell my date that my ex is a crazed woman who stalks me.

6. You are on your way to meet a billionaire. She is going to give you enough money to live on for the rest of your life IF you can answer this question correctly: Which came first the chicken or the egg?

As the sentence was read, the word 'chicken' was pronounced before the word 'egg' the answer is 'chicken'......hand over the money!.

7. You are on your way to the sun and moon and stars for an intergalactic vacation.
You crash into a rainbow.
What do you find in your pot of gold?

It sounds like I've been on something hallucagenic?  In the pot of gold there would be an IOU saying "The money has been taken from the government to pay for the recession.."

6 comments:

mielikki said...

Excellent answers!!
So, Christmas party in the Dungeon? Maybe the Queen will let us send out for pizza...

coopernicus said...

LOL...good answers

dawn said...

#2 cracked me up :)
Great answers!

Mimi Lenox said...

Why does everyone think #7 is strange? I'm a good mind to throw every single one of you (sans Dawn) in the dungeon. Bah!!
Queen is in a bad mood.

P.S. Mielikki...you are having waaaay too much fun in the dungeon.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

A Christmas party in the Dungeon might be fun. Paper hats all round!

gillymay said...

1 Tell him you want copies - say you'll give him a ring.
2 Say 'I'm the store detective -hand over the diamond ring!'
3 Bribe him with the ring
4 Look disappointed - you won't get a ring this year!
5 Give the creep his cheap ring back
6 A billionaire ?!! - There's no such thing as a free lunch !!
7 The diamond ring!! - the policeman didn't take bribes after all!!