Monday, 15 February 2010

The Queen's Meme #25 - The UnValentine Grumpy Meme



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Sunday, February 14, 2010
The Queen's Meme #25 ~ The UNValentine Grumpy Meme


Welcome to the Queen's Tuesday Meme #25
Sometimes silly. Sometimes serious. Always fun!
Step out of the box. Be creative. Use your imagination.
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The UnValentine Grumpy Meme

1. I, Mimi Pencil Skirt Peace Woman, have officially declared war on Valentine's Day. If I see one more chocolate rose covered in stupid red tin foil paper I'm gonna have a fit. What did you get for Valentine's Day?

Zip, nada, nil points, no score....I reckon the mailman must be late. Perhaps the fact that I am currently unattached has a small factor to it?

2. What will you miss most about Valentine's Day?

"Oh thank you for your present, darling. Now let me really thank you for it."

3. What could you have done differently yesterday to make the day sweeter?

Stayed in bed.

4. How many roses make a dozen?

What? Ask a florist.

5. You and your love are getting matching tattoos for Valentine's Day. What will they be?

It wouldn't have her name on mine. If we split up, I'd have to look for someone with the same name. Maybe 'Her's' on me and 'His' on her.

6. My kingdom for a man who can spell. I am so tired of getting text messages from college educated 45 yr old men like .....I miss u ....wat up?.... B there by 8... or the ever popular U home? Does your significant other have an annoying cute little habit you'd like to break?

If my girl started sending text messages, her phone would soon vamish. It would be worse if she started TALKING in text messages. A former girl was a smoker. That's why she is a former girl.

7. What did you get someone for Valentine's Day, if I may ask?

You asked that on #1!!!!

8. No one is looking. I promise.
Write one word on this candy heart you've been dying to say to a romantic connection from your past. I will not tell.

Poison

9. Be a poet. Write a 4-line poem starting with Roses are red....

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I left my wife
Now I'm stuck with you

10. What song best describes your Valentine's Day experience this year?

I Will Survive

11. I, Mimi Grumpy Skirt, am so glad this meme is almost over. This is my final question. I made it eleven questions in honor of the 11 roses I didn't receive. Aren't they lovely? This is my final final question, Regis:
Two cupids are in a knock down drag out fight on the floor of the Senate. One is a constituent from Venus, the other from Mars.
What is the name of the legislation are they fighting over?

The Decision Whether To Use Greek or Roman Gods in historical records.

11 comments:

Mimi Lenox said...

Poison? Poison??!!

jennifer said...

So YOU are the stranger I'm not supposed to take candy from :)

Jamie said...

Okay that was fun, but was she really bad enough for "poison".

Jean-Luc Picard said...

No, of course not...just my off-the-wall humour!

Mouse said...

Our No3s were similar ;D, great answers ....... should have thought of Gloria Gaynor!

Finding Pam said...

#4...A dozen unless the florist makes a mistake. If you need floral answers ask because I am a floral desinger. Valentine's Day or should I say the three days before is really hard on me. I call it VD day! I am so bad. You should hear what I call Secretaries' Day? Yes, I have a twisted sense of humor.

Great answers,but I would pass on the tatoos.

Linda said...

Sounds like a lot of us had the same sort of Valentine's Day! Perhaps we all need our own day in a different month??

mielikki said...

Poison is an excellent answer...

gillymay said...

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
An emerald,a sapphire
or a diamond will do!

Anonymous said...

My niece (a florist) was telling me she had 500 roses to de-thorn !! I told her to make bouquets for couples whose relationships were a prickly at the moment.

gillymay said...

...sorry didn't intend to remain anonymous - even if my jokes are bad, I always own up to them!